“Very funny stories and thoughts. I like it and my 11-year-old grand-daughter loves to read them to me. Tons of fun!”
“I read this one (over the phone) to my Dad and nephew…they found it hilarious. . .”
“I got up from bed about 10:30 pm last night and started reading… However, I laughed so hard that I couldn’t get to sleep until all hours . . . !!! Be in touch soon . . .”
Brighten up a dreary day with funny stories from a book of jokes collected by Leonard C. O’Donnell, a retired Wesleyan minister. Get your daily dose of belly-laughs from podium-worthy quips to lazy-boy entertainment. A family-friendly collection of jokes that even children can enjoy.
A visiting soloist at a church function bragged to his audience in a booming obnoxious voice, “Two years ago I insured my voice with Lloyds of London for a million dollars.”
There was a hushed and awkward silence in the room until an elderly woman asked him, “So what did you do with the money?”
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is.